Confidentialbuild 2026.10.14 · v29.0.0-rc1

Early push of v29

releaseMina v29 accessFor Mina's eyes only payload3,448 laughs · 12 months statusAwaiting approval

Happy birthday, Mina

To a year of more laughter. Looking forward to v29, lady!
3,448

laughing emojis in one year of our chat

9.4 a day, every day, for 365 days

Just the two of us, on WhatsApp. Not counting the twenty-odd work groups, where we are obviously very serious people.

[10/14/25] → [10/13/26]

Two people, two laughs

We each have a signature laugh and we have never swapped.

🤣
2,033
Mina
1,959 of them are 🤣. You typed 😂 only 74 times all year.
😂
1,415
Lingan
1,403 of them are 😂. I have apparently never found the 🤣 key.
Mina 59%Lingan 41%

August was the funniest month

Laughing emojis per month. April and May were the serious months. Then summer happened.

OctNovDecJanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOct

The rest of the year, in numbers

19,831
messages. About 54 a day.
499
times you said "please". I managed 187.
252
mentions of Stéphane. The third person in this chat.
Thursday, 8 pm
The funniest weekday (670 laughs) and the funniest hour of the day. Sunday has 141 laughs all year. The chat rests on Sunday.
34× 😂
in a single message. My record, 1 August, 16:02. What you had just said:
"My matcha came with too many ideas" "Once Ghana is up and running auntie Nimi is in charge of Ghana sales. In the US. Through community sharing." "#My friend.. stop being WHITE and send money back home to your pipol"
Me: "She would say this OUT LOUD with a straight face and no remorse."
118 ❤️
hearts in our messages this year. 84 from me, 34 from you. I'll still try to catch up to your big heart next year.
Lingan 84Mina 34
Median reply time
18 s
Mina
21 s
Lingan

You win. Three seconds faster, every time, all year.

Five of the funniest moments

From the stretches with the most laughing emojis, cut down to the line that did it.

"Flowers for filling a trade"

16 Feb 2026 · 18:37 → 18:38
People getting flowers for filling a trade they accepted18:37
IN SIX PAYMENTS
Lingan18:38
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you cripple someone and give them crutches you are not a doctor ooooo18:38

"Jackie with coffee"

4 Jul 2026 · 18:46 → 18:47
But maybe18:46
Just maybe
Jackie with coffee will be the employee I'm searching for
And maybe just maybe Elijah on coffee will be Elijah 2.0
How much is coffee btw
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂18:47
Elijah 2.0 on coffe could redefine the camerounian working standard
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"If we get into Y Combinator"

13 Aug 2026 · 23:43 → 23:44
😂😂😂😂23:43
If we get into Y combinator23:44
And you have 40% of the company
Are you going to start talking like Elon musk?

"You guys should fear me"

1 Aug 2026 · 14:50
What im working on rn14:50
You guys should fear me
Thats all ill say
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂14:50

"Business Lady"

5 Jun 2026 · 17:44 → 17:48
↪ Forwardedhi, I just spoke with @Mina SNE, things were cleared up17:44
BUISNESS Lady
Donald trump of our times
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lingan
Did you tell him you would close the straight of Hormuz?17:45
Jacky and Elijah saw his messages and thought they weren't getting a salary I swear
Lingan17:48
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣